Lucifer has been living with us.

Pakistan: Ok look lets not fool around. We know you want to rule the world. We can help you.

USA: How?

Pakistan: We’ll breed terrorists and we’ll cause unrest in our subcontinent. Our brother countries Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan are more than happy to assist us in spilling blood all over the land. It’s a game we have been playing since we were children. It’s called Jihad.

USA: Hey you played the game in our country 8 years back.

Pakistan: Yeah, Laden forgot the specified boundary he wanted the whole world to play the game.

USA: He left a terrible mess once he was done playing. How about you guys stick to just your continent for a while?

Pakistan: We can do that. But what is in it for us?

USA: Well we have no problem if you breed terrorists or kill civilians or rape women or nuke your neighbors. So in order to keep your little play group happy we’ll give you weapons so that you can take your game to a whole new level. How about that?

Pakistan: WOW! Awesome.

USA: Yeah we help everyone [Even those who are not in America live the American dream.] We are so generous. But hey don’t tell people about our charity work.

Pakistan: Hey we can keep a secret.

USA: Good.

[USA: What a bunch of fools. They fall for it every time. As long as the unrest in the Asian subcontinent continues we won’t have to worry about developing countries developing. We’ll get Oil and more money. We get to watch people die so that our people realize that they are much better off and lucky not to be living in Asia. What’s more this is a fantastic way to dispose of food and medicines that are past their life span. We can just drop bags of these things and call it “AID”. What do those people know?]

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The Explorer said…
*shakes his head in total agreement*
September 20, 2009 at 1:29 PM
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