The guide to a perfect BARF.
You get that barfy feeling in your stomach? Good, as long you know that alien sensation is a warning that you might hurl any moment. Acknowledge the sensation and will yourself to find a bush or a sink depending on where you are. If you are a girl and have hair that is shoulder length or longer make sure you’ve tied it up or request someone to hold it back for you. Bend over and hurl. Let it happen naturally don’t retch. You’ll only end up hurting your throat. If the hurling stops pace around slowly. I know the legs tremble, walk to get them to feel normal. Feeling like you are about to bring up again? Well repeat step 4, 5 and 6 until the feeling subsides completely. DO NOT lie back ever! You don’t want to die swallowing your own vomit. You can sit but bend forward and sit. Don’t immediately drink anything. Listen to your stomach. If your stomach asks to be replenished with liqu...